Si, ca sa trecem peste postul trist de ieri, am primit ceva interesant pe mail.
Ma gandesc ca macar barbatii si tot si-au pus vreodata intrebari legate de ceea ce urmeaza sa va arat.
Asa ca eu, ca o fiinta draguta si simpatica care sunt, am decis sa va intind o mana de ajutor.
Intrebarea este: de ce prezervativele vin in cutii de 3, 6 si 12 bucati. Iata si raspunsul:
| A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
“What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called
condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school…”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of
3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one
for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO
for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking
up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
“Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…….” |
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Haha! Bună asta! Am râs
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@Marius
Iete ca reaparusi. Ma bucur
N-am disparut niciodata, doar n-am mai comentat!
@Marius
E bine si asa
@Lyly
Ma bucur
Super tare bancul!!!Mi-am inceput dimineata bine.,
Buna asta
true true:D
@cipoc
Pai de mai! E mai greu pentru voi dupa o anumita varsta
@Malve
Ma bucur ca ti-a placut si…bine ai venit!
Mersi, o sa revin.
Mai, la batranete merge si ala cu 3, adica unu pe trimestru…
@carmen
Ar putea si asa, dar ar pierde antrenamentul si ar face infarct, doar o data la 3 luni. Hahahahaha
Asta e ca-n bancul asta:
“Nepotul vine in vizita si o gaseste pe bunica de 80 de ani plangand.
Nepotul:
- Ce s-a intamplat?
Bunica:
- A murit bunicu’ !
- Pai cum s-a intamplat asa o nenorocire?
- Azi dimineata in timp ce faceam sex.
- Dar stiati ca la varsta voastra poate fi fatal!
- Da, de 5 ani o faceam numai duminica si atunci in ritmul lent al clopotelor de la biserica: la ding – o baga, si la dong – o scotea!
- Si atunci care a fost problema!
- A trecut nenorocitul de postas cu soneria lui de la bicicleta!”
@carmen
Hahahaha.
Merci ca m-ai facut sa rad!
Aveam nevoie.